Posts About 'Jim'

A new Geldof?

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Mark Feckless MP

This is a guest post written by Mark Feckless, Member of Parliament for Bleaksby.

Today is exactly 25 years to the day since Live Aid. As such, it was a popular topic for idle chatter in the Members’ Tea Room this morning. One close and successful friend of mine put forward an interesting question. She asked:

“How is that Bob Geldof, a man with no discernible talent, a man who is foul-mouthed and instantly dislikeable, a man who feels it morally justifiable to call his daughters Peaches and Fifi Trixabelle, a man who openly supports imposing the music of Queen upon a nation, can organise an event which goes on to fund corrupt Governments in Africa and still be praised for his achievements?”

Bob Geldof may be mocked on popular comedy shows on television, but his name has become synonomous with attempting to make the world a better place with his limited ability. Yes, maybe in some cases things got worse but people got swept up in this wave of enthusiasm to help others. People remember exactly where they were when they watched Live Aid and what a great time they had. They didn’t have to deal with some of the awful consequences in places like Ethiopia, so they still have a positive view of how it went.

Read that quote again. Now think of the Labour Leadership Contest. Remind you of anyone?

Jim Garner may not be the most talented politician. God knows, he’s certainly not the most popular. He may have slipped up in the past and tried to hide it and maybe he shouldn’t tweet during late night sittings in the Chamber.

But he has an enthusiasm to make things better. He probably doesn’t even know how and in some cases it’ll undoubtedly make things worse – but probably not for you. What more can you ask for? Let yourself be washed onto the shore of ignorance by the Jim Garner wave.

The return of the Jim Garner Movement

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

I put forthwith my deepest regret and apologies that my online campaign has taken such a backseat in recent weeks. Following the departure from my team of my Campaign Manager Rowan and volunteer Sam, I have been busy assembling a new team in the new campaign offices in London. Obviously, this has been time-consuming and I have had to concentrate on things other than the website. This has led to groundless and frankly scurrilous accusations, nay, smears that I would be leaving the race – although those who have been following my Twitter account will know that I am still very active.

Happily, I can say that I do now how a fully-functioning team in place in London now and that the real, transparent, behind-the-scenes, access-all-areas, actual-new-politics videos will return soon. One thing you may have noticed about the videos is that they are shot in continuous motion – which means that unlike George Osborne’s Budget, there are no cuts!!*

Before the videos resume (hopefully next week), I will be returning to daily blogging, giving my immediate reactions to the news stories of each day.

Collectively, these daily snapshots can be held together, flicked through and motionised into your very own cartoon of the Jim Garner Movement.

*Been holding onto that one for weeks.

Exclusive interview: Up close and personal with Jim

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

A very personal interview, showing the real Jim – including his take on the “Emergency” Budget.

Jim’s Campaign Launch

Saturday, May 29th, 2010