Posts About 'nominations'

Ballot papers sent out

Monday, September 6th, 2010

If you’ve received your ballot already, you’ll know that my name is not on it. Here, I set out to find why:

Far from this being the end for my campaign, it has revitalised it. Later in the week we’ll be discussing how you can still vote for me.

A new Geldof?

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Mark Feckless MP

This is a guest post written by Mark Feckless, Member of Parliament for Bleaksby.

Today is exactly 25 years to the day since Live Aid. As such, it was a popular topic for idle chatter in the Members’ Tea Room this morning. One close and successful friend of mine put forward an interesting question. She asked:

“How is that Bob Geldof, a man with no discernible talent, a man who is foul-mouthed and instantly dislikeable, a man who feels it morally justifiable to call his daughters Peaches and Fifi Trixabelle, a man who openly supports imposing the music of Queen upon a nation, can organise an event which goes on to fund corrupt Governments in Africa and still be praised for his achievements?”

Bob Geldof may be mocked on popular comedy shows on television, but his name has become synonomous with attempting to make the world a better place with his limited ability. Yes, maybe in some cases things got worse but people got swept up in this wave of enthusiasm to help others. People remember exactly where they were when they watched Live Aid and what a great time they had. They didn’t have to deal with some of the awful consequences in places like Ethiopia, so they still have a positive view of how it went.

Read that quote again. Now think of the Labour Leadership Contest. Remind you of anyone?

Jim Garner may not be the most talented politician. God knows, he’s certainly not the most popular. He may have slipped up in the past and tried to hide it and maybe he shouldn’t tweet during late night sittings in the Chamber.

But he has an enthusiasm to make things better. He probably doesn’t even know how and in some cases it’ll undoubtedly make things worse – but probably not for you. What more can you ask for? Let yourself be washed onto the shore of ignorance by the Jim Garner wave.

Jim reaches 33 nominations

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

I am delighted to have received the 33 nominations to be on the ballot for Labour leader. I realise this hasn’t been widely reported, mostly due to the anti-Garner bias in the mainstream media, stemming from the time I called Rupert Murdoch “an evil Aussie sorcerer monkey” at a party. To his face. I was quite drunk.

Anyhow, congratulations to the other five candidates. I look forward to an exciting contest over the next few months.Let it be a fair fight.

Let us be free from fear of smear. I’m looking at you, Ed.

Nomination Deadline day video diary

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Find out if Jim’s made it onto the ballot.